(April fools 2023) One giant leap forward in Attendee Experience: Announcing CodeDay Pro
Hold on to your hats, because we have some incredibly exciting news for you! We are absolutely over-the-moon thrilled to announce the launch of our newest, most exclusive service yet: CodeDay Pro! And let me tell you, my friend, this is no ordinary subscription service. No, no, no – this is the VIP treatment you’ve always dreamed of!
First things first: let’s talk about the cost. We’re not going to beat around the bush here – CodeDay Pro is a premium service, and it comes with a premium price tag. To gain access to all of our exclusive perks, all you’ll need to pay is US$750 per year (billed bi-centenially.)
But trust us when we say that this is the best investment you’ll ever make in your coding journey!
So, what do you get for that price?
Well, let’s start with early access. That’s right, CodeDay Pro members get to register for our events before anyone else! You’ll have a head start on all the other hackers out there, and you’ll be able to secure your spot at our incredible hackathons with ease.
But that’s just the beginning. Pro members also receive priority support via email or chat, so you can get your questions answered and your issues resolved faster than you can say “bug report”. And when it comes to food, you won’t believe the difference that CodeDay Pro can make! With our premium dining options, you’ll enjoy a three-course menu and a fine dining experience that will make you feel like royalty.
And we’re just getting started! CodeDay Pro members also get access to special discounts on merchandise, tickets, and related products and services. Plus, you’ll have the high-speed 6E plus pro max wifi and FREE networking cables to stay connected with your fellow hackers. And when it’s time to catch some Z’s, you can count on our secluded sleeping spaces, complete with fresh CodeMat®ess and pillows of your choice.
But that’s not all – far from it! CodeDay Pro members also receive unlimited FREE two-day shipping, so you can get your swag and your snacks delivered right to your doorstep in no time. And when you’re ready to board your flight to our events, you’ll be able to enjoy first-class seating and the first boarding group. And if you ever need assistance with anything, our dedicated concierge is available to help you 24/3.
Now, we know that all of this might sound too good to be true – but we promise you that it’s not! CodeDay Pro is the real deal, and we’re confident that it will take your coding experience to the next level. So, don’t wait – sign up for CodeDay Pro today and become part of the elite circle of hackers who are taking the world by storm!
Join the CodeDay Pro Revolution Today! Sign up for our wait-list at https://codeday.org/pro